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Daddy Quarantine

Posted by Mission Commander on August 15, 2015 in SITREPs |

Mission DTG: 14AUG15 2200HRS

Location: FOB Livingroom

Biological warfare has struck the command post this week. Early on I began to show symptoms of a cold, and as the days went by my condition only got worse before it eventually started to get better. We were able to maintain our regular Op Tempo despite my illness, but unfortunately it seems that as my sickness is on the mend I have unwittingly passed it on to the Area Commander and the infant insurgent. This is especially concerning due to the newborn reinforcement on the way, as well as the indigenous insurgent not having been exposed to this sort of plague before now. Medics are on standby as the infant insurgent is under 24hr watch to ensure his condition does not deteriorate.

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Newborn Reinforcements

Posted by Mission Commander on August 2, 2015 in SITREPs |

Mission DTG: 25JUL15 2300HRS Location: OP COMPDESK These last eight months dealing with this infant insurgency has been nothing short of a daunting task. From sleep deprivation to biohazards, and difficulty with rations, this command position has been one like none other either the Area Commander or myself have ever encountered. It was nearly four […]


Baby Chaos Theory Pt.1

Posted by Mission Commander on July 23, 2015 in Dad Field Manual, SITREPs |

Mission DTG: 0300 22JUL2015 Location: Bedroom District Operation Good Night has been an ongoing attempt to stabilize night time operations. The infant insurgent continues to conduct disruption operations at all hours of the night, leading to a significant impact on the Area Commander from sleep deprivation. I have been able to step in to relieve […]

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New to the K9 Squad

Posted by Mission Commander on July 18, 2015 in SITREPs |
And now I have another late night writing assistant

And Then There Were Four So I know I’ve been a bit absent this past week, but only cause we’ve been a bit busy the last couple of days. I’m sure my scores of tens of fans have been eagerly awaiting a new post with baited breath, and I figured it’d only be fair to […]


5 Guidelines for Changing a Diaper

Posted by Mission Commander on July 13, 2015 in Dad Field Manual |
5 Guidelines for Changing a diaper

Every Diaper an Adventure So last night my wife and son are sound asleep in bed with the mutts when I finally get done working on the blog and came to bed. All is well for a little bit, despite some rumblings from the mutts, and then it happens. I’m awoken from the edge of […]

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Hospital Checklist

Posted by Mission Commander on July 12, 2015 in Essential Hospital Gear |

What do I need to survive delivery?! Okay fella’s, the Mission Commander has done his due diligence, put in countless man-hours in research to bring you this critical information. If you’re at all like me, when the time to head to the hospital started getting close you did what most modern dads do: you hit […]

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A Boy and His Dog

Posted by Mission Commander on July 4, 2015 in SITREPs |

DTG: 03JUL15 1900HRS Location: FOB Homestead Status report on the effectiveness of K9 teams on local operations. During the initial phases of Operation Enduring Baby it seemed as though the resident K9 squad remained largely indifferent to the infant insurgent now in their midst. Their ability to detect IEDs (improvised explosive diapers) seemed almost non-existent, […]

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The Importance of Solo Time with the Offspring

Posted by Mission Commander on June 30, 2015 in SITREPs |
Alright dad, let's do this!

Dad Time No, I’m not talking about hanging out with The Offspring, I’m talking about your offspring. Working full time during the week and the occasional long days at work limit the time I get to spend with my son. Most of that time in the evenings is spent tag-teaming baby duties with my wife, […]

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Beware the Sleep Deprived Mother

Posted by Mission Commander on June 25, 2015 in Dad Field Manual |

Mission DTG: 24JUN15 2000HRS Location: FOB Livingroom The Area Commander has been suffering from sleep deprivation due to the increased operations tempo of the infant insurgent. The past few nights we’ve been seeing increased activity much earlier in the morning, with fewer and shorter periods of downtime in between patrols during the day. Most days […]

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Baby Food Menu – Infant Chow Line

Posted by Mission Commander on June 24, 2015 in Dad Field Manual |
Keeping meal time from being boring since 2015

Mission DTG: 23JUN15 1900HRS Location: Kitchen District Within recent months the Area Commander advised me on the need to change our plan for ration support to the little local from liquid supplementation to something more solid. Our first attempts at offering the temperamental little person a different form of ration was met initially with resistance, […]

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